Mormon country didn't know what to do last weekend when 5 out of towners and one local woman banded together to paint the town red. It was "girls" weekend and we all know what that means: drinking, eating, drinking, laughing, drinking, dancing, and more drinking. The out of towners weren't too sure about this strange place called Salt Lake City... here are just a few of the many outrageous and hysterical quotes from the weekend:
Staci - "Do You Tip Here?"
Shannon - "Do they have Vodka in Salt Lake?"
Shannon - "Do I need to show more than one form of ID to enter bars?"
Shannon - "What are the rules that we need to follow so we don't get arrested?"
Shannon - "Where can you buy the magic underwear? Why can't I buy the magic underwear?"
Shannon - "Mormons don't go to school past the age of 13 do they?"
Shannon - "So are there special Mormon bouncers?"
Sarah - "The shoulder is the gateway to the vagina. Uh, I just said 'vagina' in Temple Square. I need something to do with myself... I need a drink."
Staci - "Its OK if you had crabs, we still love you."
Sarah - "Print. Media. Web... Fuck it." (recalling her past career in marketing)
Jon - "Humans know too much about what the don't know enough about." (context will remain unknown)
See pics of our adventures Here.
Temple Square is hot
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