RENO, NV -- Bystanders at the Reno, Nevada office of Pediatric Associates were shocked today with an all-out assault leveled at their senses by one Natalie Flowers, 3, daughter of Christine Flowers (Natalie's father has gone into hiding and would not release his personal information as of press time). Apparently, what began as an average day at the pediatrician's office morphed into an event of unspeakable horror when the rambunctious tot elected to move her bowels...all without the benefit of either toilet or diaper. Her valiant and under-manned mother initially attempted to contain the ensuing hazardous spill, but was ultimately forced to capitulate to the sheer enormity of a situation that involved fecal descriptors, according to eyewitnesses, ranging from "caked" to "soupy". As of press time, casualties from the event include two pink rabbit boots, a polka-dot dress, and her father's appetite.
Authored by Natalie's father who wishes to remain anonymous.
